THE LYING IS OUT OF CONTROL
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Vic might be the only person that has not lied to me about his training, although, he was mysteriously absent last Saturday morning even though his car was parked at the corner of Skinker and Lindell. Pepper basically lied to me when he covered up Tommy's bike trainer SCANDAL, and Tommy, well, read the article below.
But just when you thought that you had identified all of the liars, a new one pops up..DIANE PRATL!!!!!!!!
Our lovely Diane traveled all of the way to Florida this past weekend to participate in the Walt Disney World 1/2 marathon. Diane has layed out a very aggressive race schedule for 2005 and we all agreed that it would be in her best interest to do the 1/2 marathon instead of the full. This is what we all decided.
Diane returned to St. Louis and spoke with Tommy (another liar, see below) on Wednesday. While Tommy does lie, he is very supportive. Diane told him that she finished the 1/2 marathon in a little over 2 hours - very respectable.
I was so excited about her 1/2 marathon accomplishment that I went to the Disney site in hopes of buying her a commerative plaque - I thought that this would be a nice thing to do since I am such a good friend.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION CAME UP FOR DIANE PRATL:
PRATL, DIANE
32
F
MO
Place: 2653
Pace: 10:49.5
Official MARATHON TIME: 4:43:37
Now, one of two things happened here. Either Mickey Mouse has lost his mind because our Diane said that she did the 1/2 marathon or DIANE LIED TO ALL OF US ABOUT DOING THE FULL.
You may think that DIANE is this sweat girl that runs and drinks 10 cups of coffee a day but I am here to tell you that there is ANOTHER SIDE!!!
The morale of the story? Don't trust ANYONE - ONLY VIC!
But just when you thought that you had identified all of the liars, a new one pops up..DIANE PRATL!!!!!!!!
Our lovely Diane traveled all of the way to Florida this past weekend to participate in the Walt Disney World 1/2 marathon. Diane has layed out a very aggressive race schedule for 2005 and we all agreed that it would be in her best interest to do the 1/2 marathon instead of the full. This is what we all decided.
Diane returned to St. Louis and spoke with Tommy (another liar, see below) on Wednesday. While Tommy does lie, he is very supportive. Diane told him that she finished the 1/2 marathon in a little over 2 hours - very respectable.
I was so excited about her 1/2 marathon accomplishment that I went to the Disney site in hopes of buying her a commerative plaque - I thought that this would be a nice thing to do since I am such a good friend.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION CAME UP FOR DIANE PRATL:
PRATL, DIANE
32
F
MO
Place: 2653
Pace: 10:49.5
Official MARATHON TIME: 4:43:37
Now, one of two things happened here. Either Mickey Mouse has lost his mind because our Diane said that she did the 1/2 marathon or DIANE LIED TO ALL OF US ABOUT DOING THE FULL.
You may think that DIANE is this sweat girl that runs and drinks 10 cups of coffee a day but I am here to tell you that there is ANOTHER SIDE!!!
The morale of the story? Don't trust ANYONE - ONLY VIC!
